everywhere - Screaming
at you from the magazine racks, popping out of the headlines in
the lifestyle section of your newspaper and blasting from the
daily talk shows and the nightly news at staccato speed. It’s
even seeped into the airwaves, waking you up in the morning as
it barks out of your clock radio. It’s relationship advice! The
“how to’s,” “what to’s,” “who to’s,” and definite “don’t do’s”
to keep a relationship alive. It’s enough to make you give up
on romance forever and become a complete curmudgeon. Bah-humbug!
Why not do it with a Spit in the Wind Card® and a little old-fashioned
courting? Who doesn’t like to see a colored envelope tucked
between the American Express bill and the monthly checking account
statement? And what if that envelope contained an invitation to
a chicken dinner or a scary movie or a midnight massage? The possibilities
are endless. And what if it was from your husband or wife or boyfriend
or girlfriend or even just a regular pal who
doesn’t get on your nerves? And what if you had to respond by
checking “yes” or “no” on a card and returning it to the sender?
It kind of
sends you reeling back to fifth grade when Tommy Sullivan or Jenny
Mathews wanted you to check “yes” or “no” in response to the simple
question: Do you like me?
our Cards That Come Back to You
(the ones that REALLY
do come back to you) and start the fun. Oprah would surely be
proud - Jerry Springer maybe not so much.
you take a look at the Cards That Come Back to You?
Check “yes” or “no.”
‚ Yes, I can’t wait
to see those Cards That Come Back to You …let me do it right
‚ No, I am sorry but I would like to remain a curmudgeon!
And don’t ask me again.
If you checked "yes" click here to see
That Come Back to You!